O, to bask near a glorious repaste
of stiltens and cheddars and chevre.
To place on yon cracker some delicious weisslacker
and drink beer to wash down this great spread!
So bring goudas and fetas, provologne too
bring bread with some bleu cheese and skyr
I’ll delight in havarti, it’s the life of the party
if you’ll bring gorgonzola o’er here!